kejadian ini suda lama sekali, tapi dalam perjalanan pulang di tempat yang penuh inspirasi (baca: angkot), tiba-tiba saya teringat kejadian ini. .

suatu hari, ada teman yg berkunjung ke rumah, dan ketika hendak pulang, saya dan kakak tengah melambai-lambaikan sarung tangan warna putih, sambil bilang:

saya: daa-daaaaa. . maen lagi yaaaaaa!
kakak tengah: da-daaaaa. . be quiet!!!!

-interval 1-

teman saya dan saya dalam keadaan bengong.
hening.

-interval 2-

jangkriknya juga ga bunyi, sodara-sodara.

-interval 3-

kakak tengah nyenggol tangan saya, MUNGKIN dia sadar akan keheningan yg rancu ini dan berkata, "eh, 'hati-hati' itu bahasa inggrisnya 'be quiet' kan???"

GUBRAAKKKK!!!



t a m a t.

Red Ridinghood

am a Red Ridinghood who always stuck with the Wolf in every story. Even the story has changed several times, but what can i say? the Wolf is always there.

it's you. .

you're the best i ever had.

you're the worst i ever had.
you taught me about happiness.
and you taught me about sorrow.

with you, i feel so much alive.
without you, i feel like am dying.
it's you.
do you know that?

you're the virus, you're the cure.
you're the poison, you're the serum.
you're the black hole, you're the *ss hole.
you're my BF, you're my enemy.

honey. .
you're the longest one.
you're the funniest boy.
do i have to scream that it's all about you?

you're my biggest mistake.
you're my greatest gift.
you're in my blood.
you're in my brain.

you're everywhere, honey. .
you're the star in the sky.
sometimes you're not appear.
but we both know, you're still in the sky.

you're my everything.
i always fall in love with you.
everytime i see you.
smile, cry, laugh, angry.

you look so cute when you smile.
you look so ugly when you cry.
you look so alive when you laugh.
and you look so damn handsome when you angry.

it's you. .
you're the virus, you're the cure.
you're the poison, you're the serum.
you're the black hole, you're the *ss hole.
you're my BF, you're my enemy.

i love you.
i miss you.
i need you.
i want you.

but, am moving on.
i have to, honey.
and i'll keep those feelings in my heart.
forever and ever.

honey, it's you. .
i dont have to scream to tell anyone it's all about you.
it doesnt matter.
what in my heart is the only matter.

i keep you in my brain.
i save our memories till the end.
i hold my feelings for you.
i love you, always. .

*dedicated to my very last beloved Ex*

How To Teach A Dragon and How To Do Manohara at the same time

dragon and manohara . .

damn !

what's the relation ??

dragon is a creature who has a hot breath , big wings , spooky face , and also has kinda 'roaaarrrr' voice . .

while manohara is . .

manohara is . .

a girl who has been abused sexually, mentally, and phsycally by her husband . .

see ??

what's the relation between dragon and manohara ??

waaiiiiiitttttttt aaaaa miiinnnnuuuuutttttttteeeeeeeeeeee !!!

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*the author is having two way monologues in front of mirror

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ahahahah ,,

my mistake !

manohara in this context is MAkan NOngkrong Huru hARA ! yihaaaa . .

okay , let's do this again . . . in Indonesian . . .

and am so serious now !!

naga dan manohara ??

How To Teach A Dragon and How To Do Manohara ??

well , anda harusnya ikut saya ke ciwalk pada hari minggu 17 januari 2010 . . dan anda akan tau bagaimana mengajari seekor naga dan bagaimana melakukan manohara di saat yang bersamaan . . dan kisahpun dimulai . .

Footage 'How To Teach A Dragon" 59 minutes only , ditayangkan di Ciwalk XXI pada hari minggu 17 Januari 2010 . .

karena inih masi footage , jadi beberapa scenes bentuknya masi kasar . .

pelm ini berbentuk 3D . .

bukannya sombong , tapi saya pake kacamata 3D lhooo . .

tuh tuh . . saya yang ditengah . . bukan yang lagi gg pake kacamata ituh . . siapah ituh ?? tak kenal saya . . fu fu fu ,,

selagi saya lagi mu berkenalan sama yg gg pake kacamata ituh , kita lanjutkan pada footage yg cuma 59 menit ituh . .

pelm ini bercerita tentang bangsa viking yg terkenal liar , kuat , kekar , macho , maskulin , kasar , berjanggut dan berkumis , dan selalu menggunakan topi yg punya 2 tanduk . .

dan tokoh dr pelm inih adalah Hiccup , yg amat sangat jauh dari kesan bangsa viking .

Hiccup berobsesi dapat membunuh naga , karna di desanya , membunuh naga berarti segalanya , semacam pembuktian diri . Saat sedang terjadi serangan naga di desanya, Hiccup- menggunakan senjata buatannya-mencoba untuk memburu nightfury, salah satu jenis naga yang sangat sulit ditangkap dan belum pernah terlihat bentuk aslinya . Hiccup berhasil menembak si naga nightfury inih dan menemukannya di suatu lembah di dalam hutan dekat desanya . Dan dari situlah cerita 'How To Teach A Dragon' menanjak (silahkan definisikan sendiri arti kata 'menanjak' inih) .

Saat hendak masuk ke dalam bioskop , kita diberikan kupon haratis (baca: gratis) Popcorn dan Minuman Bersoda atau Tak Bersoda . Aihh , senangnyaahhh . . Bukannya sombong , tapi saya makan popcorn gratis dan minum minuman bersoda gratis !

wahh , ada wanita berrompi merah yang mana kayanya saya kenal sama rompi merah ituh . .

siapakah wanita ituh ??

aih aih , kakak saya ternyata , sodara-sodara !

fu fu fu ,,

dan , How To Do Manohara ??

ahh , come on !

are u kiddin me ?

when u r with me and those girls on the picture . . it's called MANOHARA !

have a superduper delicious MANOHARA !

THE END .

*sukses berakhir dgn garing*